I asked ChatGPT to write me a song about an unemployed life coach in the style of Bruce Springsteen. If anyone wants to record it, do please go for it and be sure to send me a copy.
Verse 1:
He's a man with a plan, but he's got no job Used to help others, now he's feeling the slog He's a life coach, but life's not treating him right He's got bills to pay, but no work in sight
Chorus:
He's an unemployed life coach, just trying to survive He's got a degree, but no clients to thrive He's got a message, but no one to hear He's an unemployed life coach, with nothing to cheer
Verse 2:
He's got a book, full of wisdom and advice But he's struggling, in this cold, cruel vice He's got a dream, but it's slipping away He's an unemployed life coach, with nothing to say
Chorus:
He's an unemployed life coach, just trying to survive He's got a degree, but no clients to thrive He's got a message, but no one to hear He's an unemployed life coach, with nothing to cheer
Bridge:
He's got a family, but they're running out of cash He's got a heart, but it's growing full of ash He's got a mind, but it's full of doubt He's an unemployed life coach, with nothing to tout
Chorus:
He's an unemployed life coach, just trying to survive He's got a degree, but no clients to thrive He's got a message, but no one to hear He's an unemployed life coach, with nothing to cheer
Outro:
He's an unemployed life coach, just trying to make ends meet He's got a talent, but no one to complete He's got a future, but it's looking grim He's an unemployed life coach, with nothing but him.
