Coronavirus – not the only plague upon humanity.

Despite the embarrassing lack of any foresight from the legion of astrologers, tarot readers, psychics, mediums, clairvoyants, prophets and God-men across the globe, there has been no shortage of these parasites emerging as soothsayers for the current pandemic.

As crowds gather for mass prayer against coronavirus in some parts of the world, Spring Break students partying hard in youthful defiance of science and crowds gather along the beaches to enjoy the early spring sunshine, Facebook soothsayers give us their own sagely advise.

Here are some of my current favourite examples of breathtaking stupidity dressed up as words of wisdom (all typos are faithful to the original copy):


‘When “I” is replaced with “We” even illness becomes wellness.’

‘Your mind will always believe everything you tell it. Feed it love! Feed it hope! Feed it truth!’

‘Despite the #coronavirus, we must continue to realize we are always in control of our actions & #attitude, which determine our #destiny. Abandon fear. It only leads to ruin.’

‘The truth of the matter is that there’s always a chance of getting sick or getting killed every time we leave are home. We don’t think like that because we don’t let those chances stop of us from living our life. Don’t let the corona virus stop you from living your life’


Whilst British morons panic buy loo-rolls, in India, they are holding public cow-piss drinking parties, guru’s talk about karmic debt and in America large queues form outside the gun stores. Meanwhile, the Dutch and Canadian stockpile cannabis supplies and beer. Every culture it seems has a bias to what people think will help them through the apocalypse in relative comfort and safety.

It seems that the British most fear a shitty arse, the Americans fear their fellow Americans, the Dutch fear sobriety, and the Indians… well, any population that happily drinks cow piss probably isn’t afraid of very much at all.

I’ve seen the social media prophets and religious crazies blame it on everything from lesbians to liberalism, from planetary influences to the beginnings of the End Times.

The virology-experts on Facebook blame it on everything from a false-flag operation ushering in the New World Order, a deliberate viral release by Bill Gates to bring about world mass depopulation to a commercial release by a PhiCorp type organisation that has an expensive stockpiled vaccine ready to sell.

Other Facebook experts in virology tell us that either: 1. it’s over overrated and there isn’t anything to worry about but “all this over-reaction is very suspicious,” or 2. it’s all being underplayed and millions of people are dying and it’s all being covered up.


CORONAVIRUS HOAX: Fake Virus Pandemic Fabricated to Cover-Up Global Outbreak of 5G Syndrome.


But we can all be very grateful to the legions of life coaches and NLP practitioners amongst the other alphabet experts. The Indians may be drinking cow-piss, but these arseholes expect us to swallow their bullshit.

Over in London, we have an NLP trainer telling us the following:

“Corona for sure is fast and dangerous and as individuals, we have to be ready to protect ourselves from infection. Masks, gloves, etc do little or nothing to help you stay safe. The best way to protect yourself is to work with your unconscious to set a shield that protects your nervous system from getting the virus.

In New Code NLP we learn how to set filters, which are established to protect ourselves when we work with clients who have illnesses or heavy emotional loads. We also use filters when we work in disaster zones where disease is rife.

So now the whole world is exposed to a rapidly spreading disease, for most the disease is not life-threatening but is unpleasant, so I strongly urge you to set up a protection filter to protect yourself from Covid-19.”

Yep. A virus filter. In your unconscious mind. Created by the magic of NLP.

Remember this before you book on your next New Code NLP training course.

Given the inevitable global economic recession that is looming, we also have life coaches offering their services to save the economy. As experts in absolutely-fucking-everything life coaches are here to save the day. They can help you adapt to the current crisis, help you with your anxiety, solve your business woes and help you to be successful despite actual reality.

With numerous life coaches rewriting their websites and social media posts to cash in, we see self-aggrandizement of their own accomplishments and contributions to humanity…. by charging people hundreds of pounds for a chat on the telephone, they are the self-appointed heroes of the apocalypse. What these fuckwits have not done, and are unlikely to ever do, is to volunteer in-person at the local hospital or neighbourhood committee, or even do the shopping for their elderly neighbours.

If they do, you can be damned sure they will have a photo and a Facebook post about it to gather those virtue points. Like all good narcissists, no good deed goes without the requisite publicity opportunity. The fuckers never do anything for other people unless it benefits themselves in some way.

We also have those life-coaches-cum-success-guru scumbuckets who are always looking for the next opportunity to create yet another marketing funnel of the next generation of naive or gullible hopefuls expecting to make it rich on the life coaching circuit. And, ladies and gentleman, I present you the wonderful, the amazing, the once in a lifetime opportunity that is Coronavirus. Rather than type it out, I’ll just add the screenshot:

high ticket coaching academy

If you want to ruin 20 minutes of your life and watch the video, I’ve left the URL in the image above.  I don’t want to post the link and inadvertently facilitate this scumbucket coach’s SEO efforts.  I put this on Facebook the other day which caused a bit of a stir. It didn’t take long for the post to be removed for reasons I’ve not been told.

Meanwhile, there is another growing trend. The Facebook “spiritual advisor” and “healer” who is working hard to heal the planet.  Other buzz-terms to watch for: warrior, warrior-woman, free-spirit, thought-leader, visionary, international-[something], influencer.

A colleague sent me a video of one of these pricks (a meditation teacher, a member of a wide category also known as “sex pests”) filming on his phone and telling his 43 followers how he and his secret group of enlightened beings are sending out energies into the universe.  He was quite coy about saying this and then told us how he was not able to tell us any more because it was, well, secret.  He then spends the next 20 self-indulgent minutes telling us all about it.

Like every other parasite of his narcissistic ilk, he is doing absolutely nothing yet crediting himself with literally saving the world.

Youtube is awash with Tappers, millions of them, tapping for coronavirus. Most are merely offering tapping to help with the anxiety caused by the coronavirus (where and who are all these anxious people?  I’m not seeing any) but many are also going into how tapping will strengthen the immune system and therefore help protect you from the ‘Rona.

Here is my favourite:

If you have any others, do please share them in the comment section below.

There’s this popular notion that if you don’t get anxious then you won’t get sick. It’s almost as if anxious people or those who have negative thoughts are the only ones who ever get ill.  Cancer? Negative thoughts.  Scurvy? Negative thoughts! Kidney failure? Negative thoughts!! Chlamydia? Negative thoughts! The ‘Rona? Definitely negative thoughts!!!

Tap away those negative thoughts and don’t ever get ill.  Never have I wished an infectious disease upon some people as much as I hope these asswipes get corona.

Oh…hang on.  I nearly forgot.  Then there are the “big names.” Here’s my favourite:


‘The conclusion is clear: The fear of the coronavirus is more deadly than the virus itself!’ Dr. Bruce Lipton


I’ll sign off with a video of people dying from fear and limiting beliefs.  I doubt we will see our good Dr Lipton in an ICU anytime time, but maybe we can hope.

13 Comments

  • Great post. You are right that many NLP coaches and trainers are idiots. One small remark: “New Code NLP” was published in 1985. It’s not so new nowadays.

    • Thanks Joost!

  • Just when I thought I had seen it all, here is a whole new level of stupidity and selfishness. Amazingly as of today there are also still people running live training courses and characters from the UK “assisting” You couldn’t make it up. Alongside this there are new age types saying “don’t read the news” Welcome to PLANET FUCKWIT

    • We are truly living in “interesting times.”

    • Seems some characters are throwing a tantrum when a few folks dare to questions the sacred aspects of NLP and are now blocking any social media or other mediums that might suggest that “nlp” is not an antidote to the current pandemic. Such imaginings are not of course new and while one can applaud the enthusiasm, I’m personally not sure attending live trainings and posing for photos next to the chosen nlp trainers is the smartest move when over a third of the planet is in lockdown, but hey what do I know?

  • A video from Iran (?) showing the realities of coronavirus: https://www.facebook.com/100027433817007/videos/537510147173441/

    Or maybe they just had some limiting beliefs and died from negativity?

    • I wonder what the word is for a collective of “thought leaders”….

      • I believe it’s call a Con of thought leaders.

  • * Once people comes to terms with death their future possibilities are endless. (unknown)

  • That would be an arsehole or dickwad of thought leaders.
    A single example would be a shit for brains.

  • Great post. All this and more stupidity besides…

  • Ugh. I am disappointed that so many NLPedos and Hypnopeople,whom I normally stay well away from are releasing relaxation MP3s during this time, and not much else. There are so many other ways to help!!

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